"I don't always wear tee shirts, but when I do, I prefer Born Retired."
Welcome to the Leisure Lifestyle
What's better than hanging at the beach, surfing all day, or just relaxing on a boat? Why should you wait until you're retired to act retired? Leave work at the office. On second thought, just take the day off.or maybe the whole week. Don't quit though - we need you to be able to afford our gear. We try to convey this carefree mentality in all of our products. If you're visiting this site you're ready to start living the dream.
Our Mission
The purpose of Born Retired is to add some humor and fun to everyday life. Our mission is to help you forget the Chinese bamboo shoots under your finger nails (aka work) and embrace the freedom usually reserved for those retired (i.e. start a lawn-dart team). Born Retired is a lifestyle and a state of mind. Why worry about the little things? Throw away the stress, and start living life like a Corona commercial. So grab a bucket of boilermakers, hit someone in the forehead with a salt shaker, and always remember - don't take $%#@ from nobody! Oh, and please buy our products.
About Us
Born Retired started with a bunch of burly, hung-over, red-meat eating swashbucklers just about to graduate college. With the fear of the real world looming over our heads, we knew we had to Chuck Norris round-house, 'The Man', right in the chest. We had no jobs, no real responsibility. We were just riding a wave of excellence in the sea of leisure. Eventually though, 'The Man', got on the back of a well-groomed Clydesdale. He came out of the dark like a freight-train from hell and hog-tied us down to work. We fell in line and took the 9 to 5 route. Occasionally, to keep our sanity, we would have red-meat eating, swashbuckler gatherings where we all could unwind and not think about work. Inevitably, however, someone would ask about another's job, which always prompted the response, "Work?!? I was Born Retired". This became a running joke that still continues. Printing shirts started as a joke between us. We were just ironing 'Born Retired' on to tees and hats. The more people started to notice, the more we knew that we might be on to something. So here we are, trying to spread the good word. Beware, if wearing one of our tees, you may be stopped in the street and applauded for your lifestyle.
Products
Our tee-shirts are pre-shrunk and made of 100% combed cotton. Available in sizes Small, Medium, Large, and X-Large.
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